Wednesday Weirdness #60

1.) To you, what makes the perfect body the perfect body?
The person inside it. Awwww.. Lol but i have often met people with amazing bodies who are such twats that it overshadows their hottness. I find that the more i fall for someone, they become the most gorgeous person in the world to me, whether anyone else agrees or not.

2.) What part of your body do you obsess about the most?
Hmmm in what way? I love my face and my hair, so i try my best to take of them, but i'm not obsessive. Plus i try my best to take care of my whole body. I guess i obsess about my boobs a bit cos i can't stand them.

3.) What makes a house a warm, welcoming, comfortable home?
I hate houses that are overly tidy, or that are really modern or 'simple'. Some people like that but it just doesnt feel like a home. I like homes that are a little mismatchede, with big sofas that look comfortable, and little things everywhere, photos, little things that you would naturally gather throughout your life.

4.) What fabric feels sexiest against bare skin?
It's not fabric, but i love the feeling of hair on bare skin. Even though it can get in the way, i love the feeling of my hair and J's hair on my skin.

5.) What is the lamest lie you have heard in the last month?
Hmmm i don't think anyone's told me an obvious lie in the past month.

6.) What always makes you feel better when you're upset?
It depends who upsets me. Talking to J always cheers me up.

Cheering up & Wednesday Weirdness #59

I'm currently sat at the waterpolo club where i've spent every summer practically since i was born. The sky is perfect blue, the temperature's in the 30s (Celsius, don't ask me bout farenheit lol!) and the sea is just a couple of feet away from me. I'm happy now! I spent the early afternoon at the beach with three of my best friends, i've topped up my tan and i'm drinking an (unfortunately warm) iced tea. Bliss! All that's missing is J! But anyway, i'm happy again.

Yesterday there was a powercut across the whole island. And we didn't have any water either. So my mum and i spent the day doing fuck all, playing with kittens and doing crosswords. You never realise how much you rely on certain things until they're taken away from you. Luckily the electricity came back in the evening, and i have my wonderful laptop back! Yay! And it's been completely cleaned so it's running like a brand new one would be. The battery's lasting longer than 30 minutes and it takes about 5 seconds to load things for me. I'm so happy to have it back, i've apologised to it for even considering buying a new one to replace it. I love you Laptop and always will!

Tonight my friends and i are going to drink on the beach, we're having an Arabian themed night. I have a shisha bong too and i haven't used it yet this summer so i'm dead excited!

Anyway, on to Wednesday Weirdness..

1.) Do you/Did you ever have a piggy bank shaped like a pig? What do you keep your spare change in?
Yes i did. I still do but i don't use it. I usually leave my spare change running around, or in an empty glasses case, or in my little shot glass. Anywhere!

2.) Be honest. Have you ever stolen anything before?
Yes. My brother and i stole chewing gum once and our mum made us give it back. And other things.

3.) Would it be more awkward to be walked in on during sex by your parents or your children?
I don't have children, so i'll say my parents.

4.) How comfortable would you be at a nude beach? Would you keep your clothes on, keep it modest or bare it all?
I wouldn't bare all. And i'd only go topless if i was with friends or my partner and if there were people who looked like they were only there to perv then i wouldn't.

5.) Where is a place that seems fun and sexy to get it on at but in reality probably wouldn't work out very well?
The sea/a pool/any form of water. I haven't had full sex in the sea but i did fool around and it was a bit uncomfortable and i didn't feel very much. Snogging in the sea is ace though.

6.) Do you have sex less in the summer because of the hot temperatures?
Erm, no! That's what fans and ACs are for! It makes the atmosphere even more heated. The only thing i don't like is men get even sweatier in the heat, my ex used to drip all over me, it wasn't sexy. Lucky i have a girlfriend now who doesn't sweat so much!

7.) Have you ever had a dream that was in black and white?
I don't think so.

Bonus: When you have a naughty dream, most often is it usually your partner in the dream with you or someone else?
With J they're mostly about her. It depends on what happened before. If i don't see J for a while, the sex dreams usually involve her. But if i'd just spent loads of time with her it could involve someone else.

Happy Wednesday!

Wednesday Weirdness #58

1.) If you had to either shop for your groceries in your underwear only (bra&panties or boxers/briefs/whatever) or run streaking through the mall totally naked for no less than 4 minutes, which will you pick?
Probably shop in my underwear, i run around in my bikini in the summer so i don't think it would be much difference. As long as the underwear isn't transparent lol.


2.) You're having dinner at the inlaws (your boyfriend/girlfriend's parents if not married) and the food is so awful you would rather eat the table cloth. Your mother in law (bf/gf mother) calls you out and asks if there is anything wrong with the food. You can't say you're "just not that hungry" because you had earlier claimed to be "starving" so now, how do you respond to her?
I would eat it anyway!


3.) In the middle of foreplay, your partner asks if you want to try something new. You ask what it is. They want to stick some kind of frozen fruit or vegetable up your anus. How open to trying this are you?
Luckily it doesn't sound like something my partener would want to stick up my arse. If she did though, i'd have to politely decline.


4.) Would you rather have to walk 30 feet over burning hot coals or walk 70 feet over broken shards of glass? Why?
Oh god. Erm, the hot coals, cos i could run, if you walked oon bropken glass it would stick and ouch. I've stepped on broken glass and even one shard isn't pleasant, let alone 70 feet of it.


5.) Would you rather have to have sex with your partner with a room full of your former highschool classmates watching or have sex with your partener in a room full with a mix of each of your former exes watching?
Definitely the exes, mainly cos all my exes are men and sex with J is much better than it was with any of them, so i'd want to show them how shit they were cos none of them made me moan and scream the way she does! Think it would be a bit obvious from their eyes that i'm enjoying it much more with her than i did with them.

Wednesday Weirdness #56

1. If your boss says, "I would like to talk to you about your internet usage" what would your first reaction be?
You must be mistaken, unless you are spying on me in my own home in which case i would like to talk to you about your stalkerish nature.

2. If you SO asks you "Does this make me look fat?" how do you answer?
Honestly, but not in a bitchy way. Maybe suggest something i think she looks hot in. Or just say i don't particular like it on her.

3. What is one thing that you pay for, but resent having to do so?
TV License maybe? Fine i watch BBC but all the other channels have almost as many ads as they do actual tv shows.

4. A day is being created in honor of you. How should we celebrate it?
By spending the day doing EXACTLY what you want to do with the people you want to be with the most. Be it swimming, drinking, sleeping, watching tv, reading, skydiving, dancing, anything. Just because i think most people don't get to spend enough time doing things they love, or enough time with the people they love.

5. What CD or Album in your music collection do you secretly enjoy, but would be embarrassed if others heard you grooving to it?
It's gonna have to be Westlife.

6. How long do you think you would last if you were a contestant on Survivor?
We lived for a few years without electricity when i was younger, so i'd like to think i'd get very far.

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Posted 12 minutes early lol

Wednesday Weirdness #55

1.) What are your least favorite sounds?
Nails scratching against chalk, faint beeping sounds, very loud sounds.

2.) Do you enjoy reading infidelity blogs? Why? If you don't, is there any reason why you don't?
I never have.

3.) If you could make one frivolous purchase right now without expense being an option, what one thing would you go buy?
My own plane plus pilot so i wouldn't have to worry about taking all my things home over the summer and being overweight and having to pay £15 per kilo.

4.) Have you ever gotten drunk and then gotten behind the wheel to drive?
Nope i don't drive

5.) As an adult, have you ever been caught having sex by someone you didn't ever want to catch you in the act?
No, not yet anyway thank god!

6.) If your current significant other wound up in jail for no less than 5 years but didn't kill or physically harm anyone, would you wait for them or move on?
I'd probably wait. Depends on why she'd wound up in jail.

7.) If you had to participate, would you rather be in a mud wrestling competition or a JellO wrestling competition?
JellO!


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Wednesday Weirdness #54

1.) Name 3 people in history whom you would invite to a dinner party?
Marilyn Monroe, Jesus and Anne Frank.

2.) Are there any conspiracy theories that you believe could be true?
Nooooo not really

3.) What's a weapon that you feel suits your personality?
My sarcasm, it can often stop me getting into arguments because i say how i feel and they blame it on my humour!

4.) If you had to let someone off of a cooking show prepare a meal for you and your family, who would you pick and why?
Gordon Ramsey definitely. Number 1, he seems to be a pretty damn good chef. No 2., he's hot.

5.) What brand of sliced sandwich bread do you buy most often?
Warburtons

6.) How often do you try new things in bed?
We try new things quite often, but we usually end up in the same position anyway lol no matter how we start off.


In other news..
I finished my analysis at 5am last night. It was really easy in the end and if i had just started it and if i wasn't so easily distracted i would have been able to finish it much earlier. But anywaysss.

Also, i have work at 6pm tonight but i rang in sick so i can go and watch the football. Muahahahaha. Serves the bastards right for cutting down my hours. I can do it cos they are MY hours, they can't.

Wednesday Weirdness #53

1. Is there a particular smell that turns you on? If so what is it?
J's perfume, and any smell that reminds me of her.

2. Have you ever tried or considered trying a Master Cleanse type method to lose weight?
No, luckily i've always been quite slim and happy with my body (except the boobs, but thats a completely different story).

3. When you browsing a book store for reading material, do you find yourself checking out a book solely based on the cover design?
Yes, most of the time i think.

4. Which 80's trend were you least happy to see come back this year; big shoulder pads or neon?
Defnitiely big shoulder pads. ERROR.

5. How long do you think could you disappear for until someone would notice your absence and start looking for you?
A day probably, i think my mum and J would definitely realise. I'd like to think so anyway!

6. Have you ever walked out of a movie and asked for your money back? Which movie(s) and why?
No i haven't..

7. Have you ever changed your plans because of something you read in your horoscope?
No, but my horoscope has made me worry about things.

Wednesday Weirdness #52

1.) What items (if any) do you get embarrassed to purchase?
It used to be condoms. But i haven't bought any in ages. Like a year and a half.

2.) What sexual position do you and your partner/significant other use most?
Erm, i guess it would be the lesbian equivalent of missionary.

3.) Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off or do you slip them on and off?
Slip them off, then untie and re-tie the shoes when i put them back on.

4.) What is the last thing you broke by accident?
I have no idea. That's good! Hope this doesn't jynx me though....

5.) If you had to lose one of your body parts what would it be and why?
A finger, cos it wouldn't show too much.

6.) How do you feel about anal sex?
I've never tried it, and it doesn't seem very appealing. But i gues i can't knock it till i've tried it can i. At least that's what i'm told.

7.) If you could have the ability to solve problems quickly and easily or the ability to know without doubt every time a person told a lie, which ability would you want and why?
Probably the ability to know when people are lying. I have a bit of a phobia about being lied to. I get paranoid that whoever i'm with will make a fool of me. I'm a trusting person, it's just if i suspect something (which isn't very often) then i'll want to find out asap. And i'm usually right, which isn't always a good thing.


In other news...

J didn't come over last night, and i was really looking forward to seeing her cos i'd spent the day inside trying to read about IPA and DP. Ah wellllll.

Plus last night i realised how insecure i feel sometimes. Basically worries that she'll get bored of me, or find someone who she'd rather be with. My ex broke up with me to be with someone else, and he lied about it (that's where the lying paranoia came from). So i had a bit of a cry because i'm such an idiot, and i've woken up and my eyes are massively swollen! Fucking men :@

Wednesday Weirdness #51

Wednesday Weirdness #51: Story Time Edition

1.) Tell us how you picked the blog nickname that you write under. (IE: I am Pink Vodka Bubbles) Were you considering using a different pseudonym or was the one you wound up with your first pick?
It wasn't my first choice cos i used to blog under a different name, then i decided to change it completely and chose Newbo cos i'm a new lesbo.. Cheesey lol but true!

2.) Tell us about your worst oral sex experience.
I don't think i've ever received bad oral sex, but when i was about 17 i was seeing a guy i really really liked, but i didnt want to suck him off cos i hated it. He basically shoved his dick in my mouth and fucked my face. It was not good.

3.) Tell us about the most fun night you've had in the last two months time.
Steffi's birthday party, although i ended up passed out and vomitting by 1am..

4.) If you were in a restaurant sitting down ready to order and you saw something that grossed you out enough to make you get up right then and leave without ever ordering, tell us about what you saw to make you react that way.
Erm, not very much. It takes alot to gross me out, especially with food. Maybe if the food was crawling with insects or something.

5.) Tell us about your favorite childhood toy.
A very beat up old soft toy called Jacko (no relation to Michael!) which was my mum's. Her gran gave it to her when she was little, and then she gave it to me. I loved it.

6.) Tell us about the weirdest sexual proposition you've ever been faced with.
Hmmm.. Nothing strikes me as weird anymore, at least nothing i've ever been propositioned.

7.) Tell us about one of the not-so-good dates you and your current (or ex if you have no current) significant other have gone on.
We went to watch Watchmen about a month ago, and she thought i wouldn't enjoy it cos it's a violent film and i don't usually enjoy violent films, but this one's really good. Anyway, whenever we go and watch a film she checks up on me all the time, asking if im ok and telling me we can leave if i get bored. Which is very sweet of her, but when you're enjoying a film and she thinks you're not, it gets annoying and it felt a bit patronising. So i snapped at her, and i told her im not a child and she didnt need to check up on me all the time. We didnt talk for a day, she came home with me but we walked back in silence, slept in silence (well obviously, but you know what i mean), woke up in silence, got ready in silenca and parted ways in silence.

Wednesday Weirdness #50

1.) What condiment goes best with french fries?
Ewww none, just loads of salt.

2.) What condiment do you feel best represents your personality?
Probably sweet chilli sauce.

3.) If the love of your life was a different religion from you, would you convert for them if they asked you to?
If I loved them enough, yes.

4.) What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?
Chocolate

5.) If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No, i'm terrified of dying, i'd rather it surprises me.

6.) If you could change your eye color to anything in the world you wanted, what would you change it to?
Dark blue

7.) Are you more often the partner in crime or the good conscience with your friends and family?
Good conscience in the family, partner in crime with my friends.

Wednesday Weirdness #49

1. Is April 1st a fun day, or an annoyance?
Annoying

2. What is the best prank you ever pulled or had pulled on you?
Erm, someone squashed an egg on my head once...

3. What do you think is the most underrated sexual act?
Hmm.. I don't know, does kissing count? Thats one of my favourite things to do, ever.

4. What is your favorite website?
www.heatworld.com

5. What is the most annoying commercial on the air right now?
The iPhone app advert really annoys me. Maybe cos I have a Nokia 5800, which is the anti-iPhone (which I am completely in love with).

6. If you were going to create a porn movie, please describe the title, premise and 1st sex scene.
Just going to give the title.. which would be some spoof of a normal film.. liiike.. "Fucking Miss Daisy". I'm not very good at this lol.

Wednesday Weirdness #48

1.) What is your significant others worst habit?
Probably burping! And making fun of my accent.

2.) What piece of clothing that isn't lingerie or an undergarment do you have that you feel especially sexy/handsome in?
A dress that cost me about £12 from Primark, simply cos Jodie thinks I look amazing in it.

3.) If you could drink ONLY two beverages for the rest of your life, which would you pick?
If no health issues were involved, it would be coke and cider.

4.) What is your worst habit?
Being annoying!

5.) Are you superstitious in any way?
Yes, sometimes. I believe in lucky charms and things like that.

6.) What kind of shopping do you hate doing most? (Grocery shopping, clothes shopping, shoe shopping, etc)
I'm the worst girly girl, I actually love any kind of shopping. Even grocery shopping, furniture shopping. Actually I think dress shopping, I enjoy it but my boobs don't fit into any average sizes.

7.) What was a “fad” you remember from your childhood?
Loads! Yoyos, pokemon cards, pogs..

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