Urban Dictionary

Instructions: Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results.

1. Your name: Sophie

an all around cool chick

from greek meaning wisdom

that girl over there's a sophie

2. Age: 19

To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.

"Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower."

"The whole fucking world has gone 19."

3. One of your friends: Jodie

A sexual position known for its intense orgasm and high rate of death by explosion in the female of the species. (HAHA!)

Dave: ''I had sex last night with my bitch, and had a Jodie!''
Colin: ''Dude! what did your wife think about that!?''
Dave: ''Literally mind blowin!''

4. What you should be doing: Working

A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.

"No, I can't come to the party tonight. I'm working late."

5. Fave colour: Blue

The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

The sky is blue.

6. Fave number: 8

The ordinal number '8' is often used in place of the phonemes that would make the sound 'ate' in written English. I say 'often', I actually mean 'often (by bumpers)' The habit could have originally developed among linux {fucktard]s in chatrooms, or 14 year old scrubbers text messaging on mobile phones. Either that or from 'old-school' rave act Altern8 (still DJ-ing in and around Stoke-on-Trent, kids!) Whichever way you look at it, it looks shit and dosn't make you look cool.

"C U L8R M8!!!!!"

"He was a sk8r boi..."

"I'd rather menstru8 a ten ton w8 than write in such an illiter8 way, dude."

7. Month of your birthday: June

The month the hottest people in the world are born.

DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june!

8. Last person you talked to: Izzy

a sexy girl also who goes by the name of izzy,herb,isobel,bell,bella.

wow that girl was a real foxy izzy!

9. One of your nicknames: Pupa

Italian, meaning "little doll"

As a term of endearment; from an Italian man: "you are my sweet pupa"

10. One word to describe you: Messy

When something is out of control in a good way

This party is messy!


Ok now I'm really going to work for longer than 15 minutes!